And since we’re on the topic of “there’s nothing like the original”, here’s Lovely Ladies - Fantine’s Arrest from the 25th Anniversary Concert of Les Miz.
Sorry, boys, I love you and the 2012 movie is the shit and all, but this is how it’s done.
I have a fondness for fictional men,
kilometric sentences, machine guns,
the modifier 'fucking', the verb fuck,
expensive Parker pens, and
my self-serving, self-centered self.
This is your storm warning.