The logic of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Why do I get the feeling that this is what Sherlock Holmes thinks when people call him insane?
Not quite what you were expecting.
WHO I AM BETTER KNOWN AS
WHO I ACTUALLY AM
WHAT PEOPLE THINK I DO
WHAT I ACTUALLY DO
WHAT I WANT TO DO MORE OF
WHAT I WOULD RATHER BE DOING
WHO I WOULD RATHER BE DOING
I have a fondness for fictional men,
kilometric sentences, machine guns,
the modifier 'fucking', the verb fuck,
expensive Parker pens, and
my self-serving, self-centered self.
This is your storm warning.
CURRENTLY:
{ MRS DRACO MALFOY }
{ KHALEESI }
NOW READING:
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