The Queensblog.
May 27
Ayokong mag-drama, pero putangina, miss na miss na talaga kita.

Fuck.
(Source: baneofwolves, via 10chancestolove)

Boracay hobo.
(via lawsofmodernman)

You can be sexy even if you aren’t sexy.
(via lawsofmodernman)
May 26
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The absolute best thing I’ve seen in the entire airport.
How much is considered reasonable may be up for debate.

Happy birthday to me.
Because this Bohol-Cebu trip is actually my eighteenth birthday present.
And because incidentally, 118 is my birthday. Lucky stars.=D
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Steffi's Flashbacks, Part I.1
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Senior year, Physics class.
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My brain:
Punyeta, Physics na naman.
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My brain:
Buti na lang gwapo si Sir ---.
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My brain:
Saan ko naman gagamitin 'to pagkagraduate ko? I'm going to be a nurse, not a rocket scientist.
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My brain:
Sir ---, keep smiling like that and /I'm/ going to need a nurse.
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My brain:
Pakshet, wala na talaga akong maintindihan.
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My brain:
Ang hirap pa pag wala ka na ngang maintindihan, nakakawindang pa gwapo ng teacher mo.
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My brain:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FORMULAAAE
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My brain:
Hay nako, Sir, wag na kayo magturo ng Physics. Ngumiti na lang kayo...
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Sir ---:
Gine. You're not listening again.
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Me:
Sir?
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Sir ---:
*exasperated smile*
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My brain:
DEAD
Steffi's Flashbacks, Part III.3
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Overheard from the library.
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.
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Sir P:
Ric, ano 'to?
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(sound of book being thrown on the floor)
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Sir P:
ANG SABI KO SAGUTAN NINYO YUNG TEXTBOOK NINYO! AKALA NIYO BA HINDI AKO NAGBABASA NG MGA OUTPUT NIYO? BAKIT MAY NAKASULAT NA LYRICS NG CRAZY FOR YOU DITO?