December 2010
“Shitting all over the place made me weak for about five hours. After that, I made it stop hurting. Told it to go fuck itself.”
—Neil Co, you are a genius. I followed suit, and hey, it’s working.=)
Being a nursing student has really changed my perspective on hospital service. Alam ko na ang mga tamang gawain, pero nakikita ko na din ang mali. Alam kaya nila na SN ako? Haha.
“I am a butterfly. A delicate, beautiful, brown butterfly.”
—Baklang ipis.
We get so caught up in all of it, business and relationships, hundred-mile-an-hour lives. And it's this time of year when everybody's here but it seems the last thing on your mind. Today holds something special, something holy and not superficial. So here's to the birthday boy who saved our lives.=D
All the others are good-looking and well-mannered. I wonder what went wrong with this one.XP
TITO LITO
Crams my mountain bike into the back of their Starex so I don’t have to ride home in the pouring rain post-Mass.
KUYA CARLO
Unloads the bike off the back of the Starex when we reach my house.
DAVID
Gets irked when I jump down from the van to unlock our gate sans umbrella, and spends the next three minutes following me around with it as we wait for my bike to get unloaded.
PAOLO
Says, “Ate, excuse me, open ko lang yung door.” And opens the side door of the van for me.
JED
Gets into the Starex, sees me there in the extra seat and my bike in a pretzel at the back, and says, “Argh! Sasabay sana si *****! Dun ka naaa!”
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Yes, there’s always a rotten apple.XPPP
Hehe. Merry Christmas, my favorite all-boy family. One of them anyway.
- Kuya Daniel: Hey! Gift ko?
- Me: Uh...*turns around and grabs Jed*
- Kuya Daniel: *scornful look* That's not a gift.
I love all my best friends. But why do Neil, Jed, Smelley and Smally jump to the forefront of my mind here?
- FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
- BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
- FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
- BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
- FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
- BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
- FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
- BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
- FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
- BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you.
- FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
- BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
- FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
- BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. [HAHA. I LOVE THIS ONE.-R]
- FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
- BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!” [OR CHUCKS THEIR UMBRELLA IN YOUR BACKPACK AND RUNS IN THE RAIN WITH YOU JUST FOR FUN.-R]
- FRIENDS: Will help you move.
- BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
- FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
- BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!” [NEIL, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.-R]
- or
- FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
- BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
- FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
- BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. [JED, DAMN YOU. HAHA.-R]
- FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
- BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
- FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
- BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
- FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
- BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
- FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
- BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
- FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
- BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
- FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
- BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
- FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
- BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
- FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
- BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. [LOVE YOU.-R]
- FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
- BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
- FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
- BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
- FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
- BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
“Okay, I’m gonna go jack off to you now. BRB.”
—Neil. O.o
