May 2012
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Ayokong mag-drama, pero putangina, miss na miss na...
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Steffi's Flashbacks, Part I.1
Senior year, Physics class.
My brain: Punyeta, Physics na naman.
My brain: Buti na lang gwapo si Sir ---.
My brain: Saan ko naman gagamitin 'to pagkagraduate ko? I'm going to be a nurse, not a rocket scientist.
My brain: Sir ---, keep smiling like that and /I'm/ going to need a nurse.
My brain: Pakshet, wala na talaga akong maintindihan.
My brain: Ang hirap pa pag wala ka na ngang maintindihan, nakakawindang pa gwapo ng teacher mo.
My brain: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FORMULAAAE
My brain: Hay nako, Sir, wag na kayo magturo ng Physics. Ngumiti na lang kayo...
Sir ---: Gine. You're not listening again.
Me: Sir?
Sir ---: *exasperated smile*
My brain: DEAD
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Steffi's Flashbacks, Part III.3
Overheard from the library.
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Sir P: Ric, ano 'to?
(sound of book being thrown on the floor)
Sir P: ANG SABI KO SAGUTAN NINYO YUNG TEXTBOOK NINYO! AKALA NIYO BA HINDI AKO NAGBABASA NG MGA OUTPUT NIYO? BAKIT MAY NAKASULAT NA LYRICS NG CRAZY FOR YOU DITO?
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british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
filipinos: balooooooooooooooot
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Steffi's Flashbacks, Part III.1
Sophomore year, Filipino class.
Sir ----: Sabi ni Florante kay Laura, blablabla...
Me: *le eating french fries under the desk during class*
Sir ----: Miss Bambao! Lahfang ka na naman ng lahfang sa klase ko!
Me: *sheepish smile*
Sir ----: Pahingi ako.
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Flashback, Part III.
Sophomore year, Filipino class.
Sir ----: *hears chewing and smells food* Pwede naman kayong kumain...basta wag lang amoy manok at ulam ang rooooom!
Class: *laughs, then continues to eat*
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More outtakes.
Me: Well, at least your woman's name is an actual name. My woman's name is awful.
Luisa: Her parents must be weird if they named her that.
Me: No, I meant her /name/ is awful.
Luisa: Yeah. Who'd want to name their kid Awful?
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Axl: Your mum's pretty cool.
(heartbeat)
Axl: And I'm pretty fat.
Me: And I'm pretty.
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She’s a heart full of rain, red lips like a flame,
She’s a girl...
– Storm Warning.
Every hurricane gets its name from a girl like this.
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Outtakes.
In which the Lannister, the Stark, and the Targaryen discover how many different ways they can use the suffix -OUT while staying in.
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Out, Chill: The best way to do it is in companionable silence, with sleep addling your brain, a book in your hand, a puppy sharing your bed and your favorite pair of arms keeping you warm as rain and thunder rage outside.
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Out: Freak: What happens...
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The world belongs to those who read.
– Rick Holland (via booksandnerds)
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